I have no idea why I never saw 40 Days and 40 Nights.  2002 was the year I graduated high school, and I was all about the leftover 90′s teen comedies at the time.   Continue Reading

Today I wanted to spew forth my thoughts on this newfangled 3D thing hitting theaters. Now, you might think that I’m a little late to the party…what with Avatar blowing everyone’s minds with its stereoscopic shenanigans. But you’d be wrong. Continue Reading

This month in movies is one of the most remake-heavy that this year has to offer.  Last week assaulted our senses with Clash of the Titans, next week will tickle our funny-bone through Death at a Funeral, and the end of the month will scare us in our scary place by way of A Nightmare on Elm Street.  And I think I’m just about decided that I couldn’t care less. Continue Reading

It was shortly after noon on Easter Sunday when my pocket began to buzz. I pulled my phone out and checked the text a friend of mine sent. It said simply, “Anna Paquin declared bisexuality.” Continue Reading

I know it’s been a few weeks, and I apologize for being out.  I’m sure my one or maybe (possibly?) two regular readers have been dying to hear me gloat over The Hurt Locker’s massive success at the Oscars and Avatar walking away with only three (although the cinematography one still bugs me).  Continue Reading

So the Oscars are Sunday.  It’s been a long time coming, and what a whacky Oscar season it’s been.  A small and outstanding Iraq War film has been sweeping the precursors, with its strongest competition being an enormous dopey action movie about blue people and trees. Continue Reading