Normally I wouldn’t bother with something like this, but it’s a slow news day and I thought of that headline and it made me chuckle. So let’s just get down to the nitty gritty, shall we?
Below we’ve got three new posters for the upcoming Twilight sequel New Moon. Each poster corresponds with a different band of characters. I guess the layman might call them “character posters,” but I prefer to make it wordy.
We’ve got the vampires and Bella from the first one in one of the posters. They all look like they’ve got a really big secret. Then there’s the Jacob dude and his werewolf pals. They, too, look like they’ve got a really big secret. And finally there’s the dude from Frost/Nixon and Dakota Fanning with a few others. They look pale and strange and like they’ve got a really big secret. (Maybe theirs pertains to just who the hell they are.)
Anyway, I don’t know why I just told you all that. You could just as easily look right below and see for yourself. I guess I just like belittling this franchise. I have issues.