Ron Howard’s daughter takes on The Twilight Saga: Eclipse!

Posted on 29 July 2009 by Quaid

Sorry Rachelle Lefevre, there’s a new “Victoria” in town.  She’s hot, she’s well-known, and she’s the daughter of a highly successful director and child star.

Bryce4That’s right, Bryce Dallas Howard is jumping into the Twilight saga starting with Eclipse.  The actress will portray “Victoria,” a role played by Lefevre in both Twilight and the upcoming New Moon.  

I can hear the public outcry now, only there was so little character development in the first movie that I doubt anyone but the most hardcore of hardcore fans will notice Rachelle’s absence.  

Why do this, Bryce?  After starring in McG’s ultra-sucky Terminator movie, did you say to yourself “Fuck it, I’m going to try and land supporting roles in as many shitty blockbuster franchises as possible”?  I mean, will you be replacing Megan Fox in the next Transformers movie, too?

Or Shia?  Actually, that would be kind of hot.

Summit Entertainment executive Erik Feig says:

“We are incredibly happy that Bryce has agreed to come into the franchise.  Rachelle brought “Victoria” to great screen life and Bryce will bring a new dimension to the character. The franchise is lucky to have such a talented actress as Bryce coming in to fill the role.”


Thank Christ we can finally afford a name actor!  At first we had to hire all these no-names that have no box-office draw, but now that we’re making money we can shit-can these dedicated actors and bring in some fucking movie stars.  FUCK YOU RACHELLE!”

Then again, that’s just speculation on my part.  Apologies on the language.  I obviously feel very passionately about this.

And now, gratuitous pictures.


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17 Comments For This Post

  1. ShepRamsey Says:

    Kudos on the Opie pic. My hat is off to you, sir.

  2. Taryn Says:

    Double kudos on that Opie pic, lol. There’s more about the Bryce recasting scandal at

  3. bob Says:

    She’s hot but twilight still sucks.

  4. Television Spy Says:

    She’s not hot, sorry but I don’t see it.

  5. Realnuz Says:

    Offspring of an occultist Freemason… they keep generating new masons

  6. claude Says:

    Terminator did not suck, Transformers however…

  7. ginger Says:

    I wonder how she makes it through kick a ginger day?

  8. Darryl from Mauldin, SC Says:

    Quaid is obviously VERY passionate about this! Is this person related to Dennis Quaid? It hard to imagine little Opie w/ a child having a child! Little Opie is going to be a Grandpa!!! Wow, I’m getting OLD!

  9. Darryl from Mauldin, SC Says:

    I have to agree w/ Television Spy… She’s NOT that hot. The only pic that looks really good is the one in the bottom left-hand corner and maybe the one following it. She’s about as appealing as Kirsten Dunst!

  10. Riley Camilleri Says:

    Hey.. great post. Recently it’s difficult to find such strong views. Has anyone tested twilight dvd US promo?

  11. Tina Marie Says:

    Well, I’m not surprise they Rachelle Lefevre. In my opinion she did not really deliver well as Victoria and honestly, no one the twilight cast did really deliver well. They all have gorgeous face and fabulous bodies but that’s all it is.

  12. Mylin Matos Says:

    THE TWILIGHT SAGA is AWESOME.. I think they should keep all the original characters but obviously they were not able to… The person who wrote this bull shit should have done a little more research before he wrote it.. Rachelle Lefevre had other obligations and she wasnt able to do Eclipse.. Twilight fans (such as myself) will have to suck it up and deal, just as long as they dont change any of the important character’s.. I love Victoria’s character but the movies ruined the character she portrayed in the books…

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  16. Jack Says:

    Hands up if anyone actually remembers lefevre from the first movie. She was a red headed vampire who was after bella. I cannot tell Howard or lefevre apart – so i think the outcry over this will me most minimal.
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