Stone Cold Steve Austin is still around doing action movies. You haven’t heard of some of them, but they exist. Now he’s making another play for the mainstream, landing a role in the new Sylvester Stallone movie, The Expendables.
I would love to be a fly on the wall listening to Sly direct these scenes with Stone Cold. And if there is ever a creative dispute on-set, there will be no Bale-style bitching. Instead, it will be a battle royale for the ages.
Another newly announced cast member is Charisma Carpenter (you can’t make these names up), whose work I am unfamiliar with, but who is more than easy on the eyes.
Plus, you know, Stallone will be in it, and it appears that Arnold “Kindergarten Cop” Schwarzenegger will have a brief cameo.
Oh, and…MICKEY ROURKE, JASON STATHAM, AND JET LI!!!!! Holy $h!t!!!
This movie better be badass. With these guys involved, it has no excuse not to be. I don’t even care if it’s good, to be honest; I just want it to kick my ass until I cry like a little girl.